you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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