There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
there is glitter all over my balls
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
