Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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I'm at about main and main street
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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