i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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