Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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