AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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