The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I wear drunk well.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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