UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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