i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
