I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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