Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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