I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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