belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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