I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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