i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
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Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom