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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  so that wasnt chicken after all

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm at about main and main street

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night

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