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(508): View more from Massachusetts

my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her

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(206): View more from Washington

You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already

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(740): View more from Ohio

I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.

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(314): View more from Missouri

not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now

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(647): View more from Ontario

I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.

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