these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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