You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Mom said you looked used
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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