We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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