found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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