Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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