Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout