i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST