Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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