Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I wear drunk well.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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