Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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