First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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