spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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