Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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