so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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