What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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