Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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