Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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