My room smells like vodka and shame
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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