I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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