How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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