New invention idea: vibrating tampons
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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