Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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