Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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