I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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