I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He better not be in your backpack
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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