Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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