this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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