I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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