I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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