sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
PANTIES FOUND
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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