So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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