Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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