i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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