Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
