My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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