i barfeds in our rink
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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