You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He felt like a one man threesome
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think your dad took our porno
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Pooping to opera.
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