I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
so much tequila, so little girl.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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