chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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