I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize