Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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