so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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